riku the soul-twin | calamitousness

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calamitousness Jul 21, 2008 20:08

Well. I can tell some pretty interesting things happened while I was holed up in my garage. But y'know, I'm totally okay with that-I’ve had enough excitement lately, what with my birthday and all ( Read more... )

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calamitousness Apr 13, 2008 20:46

I can't vilgehk believe--

Who the vilg does he think he--

... tch.

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calamitousness Apr 13, 2008 14:35

You tell me where the vilg you are right now.

Val, I'm going out. Watch the shop, yea? If I'm not back by tonight, lock up the garage for me.

(OOC; Strikes private to Valeria, hackable to Genesis.)

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calamitousness Mar 11, 2008 16:08

[Begin Recording]

(Mumbling, and then the voices become audible.)

Riku: I can walk by myself.

Rikku: Yea, yea, quit your belly-aching. It's not like you don't enjoy piggy-back rides.

Riku: (Coughing.) I... just... let me down. .. I-I have to help Sora close the--

Rikku: ... the hell? There's nothing to close around here except the garage ( Read more... )

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calamitousness Jan 18, 2008 19:40

[Begin Recording]

(Silence for a few minutes before there’s a giggle, courtesy of Rikku.)

Okay... Drec ec cu yfacusa~

(Riku’s voice cuts in, slightly muffled.)

... Uh. The gloves, too? And the-why the fuck do I have to wear a bow?! And-- tights? What the hell, Rikku?!

(If eye-rolling made a sound, it would be inserted here.)Well, you ( Read more... )

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calamitousness Dec 30, 2007 22:14

Oh, lovely soul-twin of mine~ You haven't boinked anyone in your family ever, have you~?

... And I've got the stupid bug ready.

Hey, has anyone seen that Sephiroth guy around? Y'know, the one with the spifferifficly long sword? Yuffie and I have a favor a proposition something to ask him~

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calamitousness Dec 27, 2007 18:21

M'kay, I want everyone to bear witness to this.

I, Rikku, have issued a challenge to my soul-twin, Riku~

If he can decode a sentence in Al Bhed within one week, then I'll have to eat a fried centipede. Ew, ew, ew, ew...

And if he can't decode it, then he has to wear a dress of my choosing for four days. It may or may not include lace - I haven ( Read more... )

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